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Kaiju — Today at 9:48 PM I will now be blocking you, thank you

Jaymz — Today at 9:48 PM WHAG

Kaiju — Today at 9:48 PM

[ 9:48 PM ] sorry cant hear you, forgot my glasses

Jaymz — Today at 9:49 PM BUT I LOVE YOUR INSTAGRAM MEMES DUDE NO DONT BLOCK ME NOOOO

Kaiju — Today at 9:49 PM LOOOOOLLLL [ 9:49 PM ]

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Jaymz — Today at 9:49 PM Is that Gumball @Jaymz Is that Gumball

Kaiju — Today at 9:49 PM the one and only

Jaymz — Today at 9:49 PM ncantu has gone mental @Jaymz BUT I LOVE YOUR INSTAGRAM MEMES DUDE NO DONT BLOCK ME NOOOO

Kaiju — Today at 9:49 PM this made me like actually lowkey cringe inside, like a fist

Jaymz — Today at 9:50 PM LMAO IM SORRY

Kaiju — Today at 9:50 PM makin a fist with my internal organs [ 9:50 PM ] LOL ITS OKAY

Jaymz — Today at 9:50 PM I do love your page though

Kaiju — Today at 9:50 PM it was funny @Jaymz I do love your page though

Kaiju — Today at 9:50 PM thank you bro i appreciate that

1 [ 9:50 PM ] i will say tho [ 9:52 PM ] My “qruack” phase is definitely long past; started that page back in freshmen year of HS in 2017 to post memes for just friends n stuff and only had 300 followers for like 3 years of it, and uh… now it is 6 years later lmfao, on the forefront i am basically like the entire opposite of a person, i mean obv that just comes w/ age and especially by not being in pissbaby gossip, low self esteem P.O.S. central high school anymore [ 9:52 PM ] in all honestly im not into meme culture like at all anymore, i used to be super into it way back before MLG [ 9:53 PM ] now it’s like, just tryna capture da beauty of life

Jaymz — Today at 9:53 PM I actually found your page when I was a Freshman and I sent all your shit to a buddy of mine because we both found your page hilarious. But I totally get what you mean, now that I’m in college, stuff’s just different. Kaiju in all honestly im not into meme culture like at all anymore, i used to be super into it way back before MLG

Jaymz — Today at 9:54 PM That’s totally fair, it’s getting outta hand now. I can’t keep up with this “rizz gyatt skibidi” shit. Kaiju now it’s like, just tryna capture da beauty of life

Jaymz — Today at 9:55 PM Not as cool as memes but I get ya. /j @Jaymz Not as cool as memes but I get ya. /j

Kaiju — Today at 9:55 PM HAHAHAHA @Jaymz I actually found your page when I was a Freshman and I sent all your shit to a buddy of mine because we both found your page hilarious. But I totally get what you mean, now that I’m in college, stuff’s just different.

Kaiju — Today at 9:55 PM

[ 9:55 PM ] …Really? @Jaymz That’s totally fair, it’s getting outta hand now. I can’t keep up with this “rizz gyatt skibidi” shit.

Kaiju — Today at 9:55 PM DUDE ONG

Jaymz — Today at 9:55 PM Deadass dude. qruack was our shit.

Kaiju — Today at 9:55 PM

[ 9:56 PM ] then im glad i could be apart of yall’s life like that [ 9:56 PM ] that was like [ 9:56 PM ] the 2nd reason for me even doing the page in the first place and continuing to do it [ 9:56 PM ] to just make ppl’s day better [ 9:56 PM ] and now im tryna do that same thing in a far more personal, deep way [ 9:56 PM ] at least thats what i like to tell myself haha Kaiju the 2nd reason for me even doing the page in the first place and continuing to do it

Kaiju — Today at 9:56 PM first reason was to meet and greet and talk to cool ass fucking ppl like u dawg!!!

1 [ 9:57 PM ] qronkcord is actually da 2nd discord server of mine that has hella ppl from da gram [ 9:57 PM ] qronkcord already almost 2 years old [ 9:57 PM ] which is insan [ 9:57 PM ] e

Jaymz — Today at 10:01 PM It’s crazy to me that I’m actually talking to you, now that I think about it. Cuz like, I have been following your page for like 4 or 5 years or whatever, along with TONS of others, but the other pages were like fast food chains while yours was a fancy restaurant. Like my buddies and I all follow plenty of meme pages as well as “real” accounts too, and we would send our brainrot junk food memes back and forth from pages like godspods, grandmas.butt, functioned, zucc, etc. but they were never like super consistent. Don’t get me wrong, I love some of those pages, but a “sent a post by qruack” message always guaranteed quality. It seems like a stupid thing to be writing a long message about, meme pages, but it was a massive part of my social life with my friends and inside jokes and stuff in high school, so I guess it’s more important to me than I thought. Thanks for being so fucking funny, I guess is what I’m trying to say lol. You did a great job. Kaiju and now im tryna do that same thing in a far more personal, deep way

Jaymz — Today at 10:02 PM And I think that’s great, and I know you are and are going to continue to accomplish that. You have the mindset, the drive, and the skills, I can tell. Kaiju qronkcord already almost 2 years old

Jaymz — Today at 10:03 PM Goddamn. Ancient server fr. @Jaymz It’s crazy to me that I’m actually talking to you, now that I think about it. Cuz like, I have been following your page for like 4 or 5 years or whatever, along with TONS of others, but the other pages were like fast food chains while yours was a fancy restaurant. Like my buddies and I all follow plenty of meme pages as well as “real” accounts too, and we would send our brainrot junk food memes back and forth from pages like godspods, grandmas.butt, functioned, zucc, etc. but they were never like super consistent. Don’t get me wrong, I love some of those pages, but a “sent a post by qruack” message always guaranteed quality. It seems like a stupid thing to be writing a long message about, meme pages, but it was a massive part of my social life with my friends and inside jokes and stuff in high school, so I guess it’s more important to me than I thought. Thanks for being so fucking funny, I guess is what I’m trying to say lol. You did a great job.

Kaiju — Today at 10:04 PM I am in [ 10:04 PM ] shock and awe rn haha [ 10:04 PM ] I don’t know how to begin describing how much that means to me man [ 10:04 PM ] I had no clue I really had that much of an effect on ppl, that ppl actually saw my posts as “me” instead of just the meme as it was itself

Jaymz — Today at 10:07 PM Oh god you can tell so much about the page owner by their posts it’s crazy. You never had ads, at least not any that I remember but I assume none, so I can tell you genuinely enjoyed and cared about what you were doing. Everything you posted was funny as hell, so you clearly have a good sense of humor and can do great quality control for your output. You didn’t just shit posts out, there was obviously thought behind them. @Jaymz Oh god you can tell so much about the page owner by their posts it’s crazy. You never had ads, at least not any that I remember but I assume none, so I can tell you genuinely enjoyed and cared about what you were doing. Everything you posted was funny as hell, so you clearly have a good sense of humor and can do great quality control for your output. You didn’t just shit posts out, there was obviously thought behind them.

Kaiju — Today at 10:07 PM

[ 10:07 PM ] WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 10:08 PM ] Also yes!!!!! Zero damn ads fuck ads!!!! I’ve never made a dime off anything online! XD

Jaymz — Today at 10:08 PM You’re someone who cares about making other people’s days better, whether that’s a small or large amount. You don’t want to force a shitty smile through sheer quantity, you want a genuine smile from a quality laugh. You do it for the people, not for the fame. It’s crystal clear dude. Kaiju Also yes!!!!! Zero damn ads fuck ads!!!! I’ve never made a dime off anything online! XD

Jaymz — Today at 10:09 PM Yeah fuck ad pages fr. @Jaymz You’re someone who cares about making other people’s days better, whether that’s a small or large amount. You don’t want to force a shitty smile through sheer quantity, you want a genuine smile from a quality laugh. You do it for the people, not for the fame. It’s crystal clear dude.

Kaiju — Today at 10:09 PM You are literally going to make me start crying dude [ 10:09 PM ] It really means the world man [ 10:10 PM ] i never thought anyone really noticed that stuff before, i’d just tell myself that bc i think sticking to ur morals is far more important than any materialistic shit ever; sticking to love and passion, putting it above all else, i genuinely actually don’t even care about money it’s so funny how little i spend ever [ 10:11 PM ] i pay for colleg, gas, and i guess now 3D assets for videos [ 10:11 PM ] but i only need enough to get by [ 10:11 PM ] nothing more nothing less, simple as that [ 10:11 PM ] happiness is simple [ 10:11 PM ] happiness is universal (edited) [ 10:11 PM ] and sharing it is just as simple, just as wonderful [ 10:11 PM ] (that kinda rhymed damn) Kaiju It really means the world man

Jaymz — Today at 10:12 PM I’m just telling you how it is. Not trying to butter you up to ask for money or anything (unless?), just thought you should know my experience with your online influence. It was surreal getting that IG notif for a group chat for my favorite page, joining the server, and instantly getting like 400 roles and becoming chill with you, as well as all the other awesome people in there. It happened really fast but it wasn’t artificial. It was, to quote the server, “real.” Kaiju happiness is universal (edited)

Kaiju — Today at 10:12 PM universal not universe lmao Kaiju happiness is universal (edited)

Jaymz — Today at 10:12 PM Fuck yeah. That’s my shit dude, that’s what I think too. @Jaymz I’m just telling you how it is. Not trying to butter you up to ask for money or anything (unless?), just thought you should know my experience with your online influence. It was surreal getting that IG notif for a group chat for my favorite page, joining the server, and instantly getting like 400 roles and becoming chill with you, as well as all the other awesome people in there. It happened really fast but it wasn’t artificial. It was, to quote the server, “real.”

Kaiju — Today at 10:12 PM “Real.” now you know why the general channel is named that [ 10:13 PM ] very few ppl really join from my thingy bc im like shadowbanned like crazy, but it is absolutely insane to me how many wonderful ppl i meet through the not even 200 ppl who did come to join throughout the like not even 2 years its been up, and only ONE guy who came in from the gram posted porn and immediately banned!!!! [ 10:13 PM ] it just really makes me think like [ 10:13 PM ] yknow, world is definitely not as bad as some may think sometimes [ 10:13 PM ] because for every terrible person there is a beautiful person [ 10:14 PM ] and ofc im not talking abt looks, its abt dat intrinsic beauty Kaiju very few ppl really join from my thingy bc im like shadowbanned like crazy, but it is absolutely insane to me how many wonderful ppl i meet through the not even 200 ppl who did come to join throughout the like not even 2 years its been up, and only ONE guy who came in from the gram posted porn and immediately banned!!!!

Jaymz — Today at 10:14 PM Only one is surprising. I was ready to join and instantly see a banwave but I was pleasantly surprised. @Jaymz Only one is surprising. I was ready to join and instantly see a banwave but I was pleasantly surprised.

Kaiju — Today at 10:14 PM Ikr!!!!! [ 10:14 PM ] trust me i was just as surprised Kaiju and ofc im not talking abt looks, its abt dat intrinsic beauty

Jaymz — Today at 10:14 PM Oh for sure, I got what you meant dude. Kaiju trust me i was just as surprised

Kaiju — Today at 10:14 PM legit it is just wild [ 10:15 PM ] i am like best friends with so many ppl ive met thru my gram, and often i literally forget that i even have the page at all to begin with, bc it’s never been abt the numbers, it’s just an effective way to meet cool ppl online instead of like, going into an online game where the only 2 ppl who talk are cussing racial slurs [ 10:15 PM ] “my gram” lmao Kaiju i am like best friends with so many ppl ive met thru my gram, and often i literally forget that i even have the page at all to begin with, bc it’s never been abt the numbers, it’s just an effective way to meet cool ppl online instead of like, going into an online game where the only 2 ppl who talk are cussing racial slurs

Kaiju — Today at 10:16 PM and like [ 10:16 PM ] something you may have noticed as well [ 10:16 PM ] when ppl join my server, i never say outright “hey look at me im Mr./Ms. Qruack!” [ 10:16 PM ] XD [ 10:16 PM ] and its cuz [ 10:16 PM ] i mean i have personal experience of it too, especially before i was a big page at all [ 10:17 PM ] even like back in middle school, just interacting with a youtube channel with 100 subs was like astronomical for me [ 10:17 PM ] like i was in the coolest club on planet earth from just that lmfao Kaiju i am like best friends with so many ppl ive met thru my gram, and often i literally forget that i even have the page at all to begin with, bc it’s never been abt the numbers, it’s just an effective way to meet cool ppl online instead of like, going into an online game where the only 2 ppl who talk are cussing racial slurs

Jaymz — Today at 10:17 PM Slurs = funny tho Kaiju i mean i have personal experience of it too, especially before i was a big page at all

Kaiju — Today at 10:17 PM and the personal experience im referring to is [ 10:17 PM ] like [ 10:18 PM ] looking up to celebrities / online personas / internet whatever the hells as like these ppl “above you”; but we’re all equals. Hence, like that one song my dad would play a thousand fucking times on the radio lmfao, “always be humble and kind.” Kaiju when ppl join my server, i never say outright “hey look at me im Mr./Ms. Qruack!”

Jaymz — Today at 10:18 PM Deadass I thought “qruack” wasn’t even the server owner, just a big community member, but then I figured it out lol.

1 @Jaymz Deadass I thought “qruack” wasn’t even the server owner, just a big community member, but then I figured it out lol.

Kaiju — Today at 10:18 PM

Kaiju when ppl join my server, i never say outright “hey look at me im Mr./Ms. Qruack!”

Kaiju — Today at 10:19 PM i WILL however sometimes be like “who the fuck is this stupid ass forehead?????? [insert qronk screenshot]”

1 Kaiju looking up to celebrities / online personas / internet whatever the hells as like these ppl “above you”; but we’re all equals. Hence, like that one song my dad would play a thousand fucking times on the radio lmfao, “always be humble and kind.”

Jaymz — Today at 10:19 PM I understand why people think that, but I agree with you. Nobody is “above” anyone else (unless they’re in a plane BAHAHAHAHAHA sorry), we shouldn’t act like some dude with 43M subs is a god among men.

Kaiju — Today at 10:19 PM “I’ve never seen this guy before in my life! I just randomly showed up here somehow!” @Jaymz I understand why people think that, but I agree with you. Nobody is “above” anyone else (unless they’re in a plane BAHAHAHAHAHA sorry), we shouldn’t act like some dude with 43M subs is a god among men.

Kaiju — Today at 10:20 PM frfr bc just like any other stranger you just barely get to know, you only know a tiny little fraction of their life; the fraction that they deliberately choose to show to you so yo uthink abt them a certain way [ 10:20 PM ] but truth is that we all have our own hell trying to get at our heaven [ 10:21 PM ] we all fuck up, we all can be hurt, we all aren’t some like corporate-brained megafuck who’s always with the mindset of “ALLLLLLRIGHT GUYS LETS PLAY WITH SOME SLIME! YAY!” [ 10:21 PM ] ppl can put on that persona and they totally do [ 10:21 PM ] to get by [ 10:21 PM ] but that’s just the world we’re in rn [ 10:21 PM ] but that’s also not reality [ 10:21 PM ] not real [ 10:21 PM ] not real real [ 10:21 PM ] just a persona online [ 10:21 PM ] but i try to make myself have zero persona at all :3 [ 10:22 PM ] being brutally honest; bc when you lie, the truth will either come out anyways in the end, or itll just build walls between you and ppl you love [ 10:22 PM ] super duper shrimple

11/18/2023, DM with super cool dude who wants to VA for my series